Friday, December 18, 2009

Heeeyyy

Yes- I'm fully aware that no one ever reads these things- so its really a shame, but what are you going to do, right?

Anyway- I just had something to say to everyone who doesn't exist: Do cell phones ACTUALLY kill bees?

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Today

Today I woke up,
but I went back to sleep.
When I woke up again,
I was up to neck deep,
in sunlight and voices,
in happiness and fun,
I couldn't wait to make choices!
There was work to be done!
I hopped in the shower,
and quick washed my hair,
Turned the music up louder,
Dressed as if I'd been dared,
in a crazy blue dress,
that was up to mid-thigh,
piled my hair in a towel,
that stretched a foot high!
I said good morning,
to everyone downstairs,
ran all the way back up
and dried my hair.
I slipped on a choker,
I was ready to go,
applied lotion to my legs,
thigh, knee cap and toe.
I watched the new Sponge bob
(it's my guilty pleasure)
then I ate up some toast!
(It was too many to measure).
I raced through the kitchen,
cleaning things as I ran,
Soon all was spotless,
towels, oven and pans.
I had one thing left to do,
so I mopped the floor.
I dragged my sibs on the towel,
and will do that no more.
No matter, it was done
and I sprinted to my room.
I tidied my bed,
Faster than you could say VROOM!
I was finally finished,
so I plopped down with my phone.
I texted a friend,
so I wasn't alone.
Then I got on the computer
and opened my blog,
and here I am sitting...
in my chair with my dog.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Me

I like to walk bare foot
and eat ice cream
and take long showers
to sleep and dream.
My three dogs;
Molly, the huge,
with the small frame of mind
with a long squared of nose
and a fuzzy behind.
Nina the crazy,
with a big attitude,
Her growling and barking,
at times can seem rude.
Emmett the tank,
he's not with us yet.
He'll be here by Easter,
Before that I bet!
My hair cut is wild,
just like my heart.
my bangs hang in my eyes,
every which way they dart.
At school I am average,
a nerd at my work.
Not everyone likes me,
they think I'm a dork! :P
Besides all the cruelties,
I've a few awesome friends.
They are so funny,
I want to know them to the end!
My family is loud,
we're always together,
No matter the mood,
whatever the weather.
My spirit is zany,
my outside, unique.
Although I am gorgeous :P
I've yet to reach my peak.
Thank you for listening,
to my wacky tale,
It rhymes quite obnoxiously,
but I doubt that I failed.
I have got to go now,
a shower awaits.
When I'm done I have,
an appointment with fate!